Hey, the phrase came with the website.
(You did want to know "All About Jen", didn't you? Which gap in her teeth she flosses the most, how often she loses her keys in the course of one day, exactly how much goat manure has accumulated on her back deck?)
In addition, she is the author of The Ninja Librarians: The Accidental Keyhand (2014) and its sequel, The Ninja Librarians: Swords in the Stacks (2016), and has never visited a library in which she didn't want to spend the night. She lives in Charlottesville, Virginia with her husband and three children and feels very lucky they have not yet fired her.